Saturday, September 16, 2006

Since this blog's like so dead, lemme generate some form of excitement by introducing:
TIPS & STRATEGIES TO GET SHAN HONG'S NO.

Based on a real life situation,

Step 1: Apply for a job at some fastfood outlet, preferably one where he frequents. Eg, KFC, Burger King

Step 2: When he appears, rush to the nearest available cash register and wait for him to place an order.

Step 3: Try ur best to get his attention by giggling or smiling at him. (Caution: may not work)

Step 4: Try to delay his order and if possible, personally deliver it to the table.

Step 5: Throughout his meal, continually try to throw glances at him. This is the difficult part. Depending on location, if there is a side staff door, leave it open and keep looking out at irregular timings. Don't be too obvious, juz pretend ur looking at other customers or something. BE CREATIVE!

Step 6: When he's about to leave, get a friend, preferably a male one, to approach him with ur hp. Most importantly, BE DIRECT! Otherwise he may not get the msg. Say something like "I want ur no." Do NOT, i repeat do NOT beat around the bush. If u are lucky, his friends around him will become excited and give u the no. on his behalf. =)

This method has been tested and tried by willing participants and we have found it to be foolproof, meaning, u WILL eventually get his no. If he does not respond to ur msgs, try and try again. Remember, perserverance is the key.

penned down `@ 10:58 PM